I Love You 2

Sardar G aap Ko Kabhi Kissi say Pyar Hua?

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Han Yaar Per Woh. Maanti Nahi

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Kia Kahti Hay…

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Kahti Hay I Love You 2

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Pata Nahi Ab Yeh Doosra Kon Hay

Cute Story

Kid to MOM.  Mom I love you more than you love me.

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Mom: How Can You Prove This My Son>

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Kid: Because You Have 2 Son & I Have Only One Mother

Life's Secret

When You Believe In Someone Deeply…

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Misunderstanding Arise.,

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But Don’t Feel For It.,

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Because Some Misunderstandings Are Needed For Good Understandings

 

Tamanna

Bus Aik Hi Tamanna Apnay Dil Main Rakhta Hoon “Mohsin”

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Muhabbat Say Milo Chahay Mujhay Barbad Kar Do…..

 

Challenge For You

Aik Aurat Ki Muhabbat Main  Aik Mard Nay Taaj Mahal Banaya

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Sawal Yeh Hay

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Aik Mard Ki Muhabbat Main AIk Aurat Nay Kia Kia…?

 

Dil Tornay Kay Liay

Dil Tornay Kay Liay Bus Yehi Baat Kafi Hai Faraz…

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The Number You Have Dialed is busy on Another Call

Missing You

Zindagi Main Apnay Chahnay Walo Ko Apni Kaami Mahsuus Karwao

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Magar

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Yeh Doori Itni Lambi Na HO Jay Kay

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Un Ko Tumharay Bagair Jeena A Jay.

 

 

Kuch Is Tarhan

Kuch iss tarhan say Nazar Andaz Ho Gaye Ay DOST

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Jaisay Izaafi Haroof thay Hum Teri Zindagi Ki Kitab Main

Zara Pahlay...

Bharosa Toot Janay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

Mujhay Tum Aazmane Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina

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Kisi Heelay Bahanay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

Kay Mujh Ko Tum Bhulaanay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

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Muhabbat Ki Rait Main Muhabbat say Likhin Thi Jo

Wo Tahreerain Mitanay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

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Meray Dilbar

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Keh is dil Per Main Rakh Loon Zabt Ka Pathar

Suno Daman Churaanay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

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Kissi Bhi Morr Per Hamdam Bura Pao Agar Mujhay Ko

Zamanay Kay Batanay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

Final Match

Pathan:  Doctor Sab Mujhe Raat Ko Kuttay Football Khailtay Huay Nazar Aatay Hain.

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Doctor: Acha………..Yeh Lo Dawai Aaj Raat say Khana Shuru Kar do.

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Pathan: Doctor Saab Kal Say Na Shuru Kar Doon.

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.Doctor: Woh.. Kion?

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Pathan: Doctor Saab Aaj Final Hay

Sangdil Hay Ya...

Bichr Jana Us Kay Liaay Ma’aani Nahi Rakhta

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Jafaon Ka Hisaab Who Zuba’ani Nahi Rakhta

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Rota Nahi Ya Ussay Rona Nahi Aata.

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Sangdil Hay Ya Ankhon Main Paani Nahi Rakhta

Hansna Mana Hay 5 Jago Per

5 Jaga Hansna 25 Baar Zina Karnay Kay Brabar Hay…

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1.        Qabrustaan Main.

2.       Janaze Kay Peechay

3.       Ulmaa Ki Majlis Main

4.       Tilawate-e-Quraan Pak Main

5.       Masjid Main

Destination

Remember That…

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Happiness is a way of Travel

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Not A Destination.

 

Free Gift

A Sardar Enter a Shop & Shout………Where is my Free Gift?

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Shopkeer: But Sir… There Is No Gift With This OIL.

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 Sardar Gee: Oyee…. Here It is says………… Cholestrol FREE..

Beemari

Pathan: Dr. Mujhay Beemari Hay…

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Khana Khane Kay Baad Bhook Nahi Lagti…

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Sonay Kay Baad Neend Nahi Aati…

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Kaam Karta Hoon To Thak Jata Hoon…………..

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Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop Main Baitho Theek Ho Jao Gay

Application for Someone Missing

To,

                The Dost,

                I Miss You,

Subject: Kaha Ho?

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                  I am the citizen of you Heart, I beg to say that I am really want your remembarance. So Kindly Grant me at least a Sweet Smile.

                 I shal be very thankful to you.

 

                Your Sweet n Caring Friend

Bacho Main Waqfa

Pathan: Meray Bachay Hongay To Main 1 Ko Karachi Chor Aon Ga Aur 1 Ko Lahore.

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Admi: Woh  Kion…?

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Pathan: Kal TV per bata rahay thay Bachon Main Waqfa Zaroori Hay

Bohat Masroof Rakhti Hain

“Nahi Fursat Yaqeen Jano, Humain Kuch Aur Karnay Kay

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.Teri Yadain, Teri Batain Bara Masroof Rakhti Hain…..”

 

Irshad-e-Nabvi

Nabi-e-Karim (P.B.U.H) ne farmaya:

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“Jo Apne Walldain Kay Liay Dua Karna Chor De

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Us Kay Liay Rizq Tang Kardia Jata Hay”

 

Allah Kon Hay.......?

Allah Kon Hay

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A= Ahad

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L= La Shareek

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L= Lam Yalid Walam Yulad

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A= Awwal-o-Akhir

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H= Haqeeqi Mahboob

 

Koi Sui Managay

Koi Sui Mangay….

Hum Teer Dain Gay……..

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Koi Lassi Mangay …

Hum Kheer Dain Day….

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Koi Molvi Mangay….

Hum Peer Dain Gay…..

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Koi Cheeni Mangay………

Hum Cheer Dain Gay

 

Ishq-O-Mohabbat

Yeh Ishq-o-Mohabbat Mehr-o-Wafa Sab Rasmi Batain Hain

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Her Shakhs Anaa Ki  Masti Main Bus Apni Khatir Jeeta Hay

Janaza

Thori Hi Dair Kay Liay Charpai Per Laitay Thay FARAZ
Kissi Annu kay Puttar Nay Janaza Parha Diya

Sookhay Hont

Sokhay Honto Pay Hi Hoti Hain Meethi Batain

Pyas Jab Bujh Jay To Lahjey Badal Jatay Hain

Jazz Menu

Jazz Menu Main Khush Amdeed..
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Apni Ammi Kay Paon Dabain

Jazz Menu

Jazz Menu Main Khush Amdeed..
Rishtey Kay Liay 1 Dbain
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Mangni Kay Liay 2 Dbain
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Shadi Kay Liay 3 Dbain
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Apni Pasan Ki Shadi Kay Liay
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Apni Ammi Kay Paon Dabain

Its Not Your Mistake

It's Not Your Mistake

If You Can Not Read The Eyes

Which Cheats You.............

But.........

Its Really Your Mistake

If You Can Not Read The Eyes
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Which Cares You.............

Wasi Shah

Her Aib Hay Mujh Main Magar Aaj bhi Mujh Ko WASI
Apno Ko Bhulanay Ka Andaaz Nahi Aata

Girls Ask to Boy:

Girls Ask to Boy:

Tum Larkay Kissi Larki Main Sab Say Pahlay Kia Dekhtay Ho.

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Boy:

Yeh To Depend Karta Hay Kay Larki Aa Rahi Hay Kay Ja Rahi Hay