Muhabat ki Saza

Main Nay Us Say Kaha Mujhay Muhabbat ki Saza Do FARAZ

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Uss nay Ja Kay Sab Kuch Meray Abba Ko Bata Dia

Boys

"Boys"

Are The Most Busy Generation in The World

1 Hand on Stearing

1 Hand on Gear

1 Leg on Clutch

1 Leg on Accelator

1 Eye on Road

1 Eyes on Girls

Nose on Breathe

Mouth On Cigerate

1 Ear on Music

1 Ear on Mobile

All Tensions in 1 Time

Phir bhi Log Larko Ko Farig Kahtay Hain

Thats Not Fear ......

Suna Hoga Yeh Tum Nay Bhi

Suna Hoga Yeh Tum Nay Bhi

Muhabbat Paak Hay Aisi

Kay Jaisay Seep Main Moti

Faqat Tum Say Yeh Kahna Hay

Agar Tum Ko Koi Gham Ho

Uddasi Tum Ko Aghaira

Kabhi jo Chand Tarpai

Sataye Tum Ko Tanhai

Sahara Bhi na ho Koi

Mujhay Awaz Day Laina..

Kay Tum Mujh Ko Rag-e-Jan Say

Bohat Nazdeek Pao Gay

Suna Hoga Yeh Tum Nay Bhi

Suna Hoga Yeh Tum Nay Bhi

Muhabbat Paak Hay Aisi

Kay Jaisay Seep Main Moti

BV or Peer Sab

Mother: Beta apnay liay naik larki talash karna, jo Namazi ho, Parhaizgar Ho, Parday Daar ho aur naik Seerat ho

Baita: Maan yeh batao kay us larki say shadi karni hay ya DUM karwana hay

I am the First

Sardar: Main Office Janay Say Pahlay Apni BV ko puppi karta hoon

Dost: Main Teray Janay Kay Baad Teri BV ko puppi karta hoon

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Pahlay to main karta hoon na.

Dont Think Negative

Wo Kon si movie hay

Jo Aap Awaz band kay kay bhi Dekhain to

Maza Aata Hay.

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Think….

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“Mr. Bean”

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U Dirty MIND

Kabhi to Acha Soch Lia Karo….

Bathroom Song's

In Case Of Loose Motion;

“ Ruk Ruk Ruk Aray Baba Ruk”

In Case of Qabz;

“ Na tu Aye Ge Na hi Chain ay Ga”

In Case Of Gas Trouble;

“Hawa Hawa Ay Hawa Khuboo Lauta Day”

After Coming out Of Bathroom:

“ Juda ho kay bhi, tu mujh main kahin baqi Hay”

Radio Vs Akhbar

Teacher: Radio Aur Akhbar Main Kia Farq Hay?
Pathan: Bohat Sochne Kay Baad

Dekho madam..Akhbar main hum rotian la sakte hain Radio main nahi

Great Words

Kisi ko us ki zaat aur purany libas ki waja say haqeer mat jano
Iss Liay kay Tera "RAB"
Aur US ka "RAB"
Aik hi hay

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it, So i bought 3 Movie tickets.

Wife: Why 3?

Husband: For U & Your Parents.

Smile Forever

When I SMS U

I Can't See U

But I Know

When You Read my SMS

A Sweet Smile SMILE

will come on you FACE

Then i Pray to my GOD

to bless UR SMILE forever