I Love You 2

Sardar G aap Ko Kabhi Kissi say Pyar Hua?

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Han Yaar Per Woh. Maanti Nahi

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Kia Kahti Hay…

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Kahti Hay I Love You 2

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Pata Nahi Ab Yeh Doosra Kon Hay

Cute Story

Kid to MOM.  Mom I love you more than you love me.

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Mom: How Can You Prove This My Son>

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Kid: Because You Have 2 Son & I Have Only One Mother

Life's Secret

When You Believe In Someone Deeply…

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Misunderstanding Arise.,

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But Don’t Feel For It.,

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Because Some Misunderstandings Are Needed For Good Understandings

 

Tamanna

Bus Aik Hi Tamanna Apnay Dil Main Rakhta Hoon “Mohsin”

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Muhabbat Say Milo Chahay Mujhay Barbad Kar Do…..

 

Challenge For You

Aik Aurat Ki Muhabbat Main  Aik Mard Nay Taaj Mahal Banaya

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Sawal Yeh Hay

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Aik Mard Ki Muhabbat Main AIk Aurat Nay Kia Kia…?

 

Dil Tornay Kay Liay

Dil Tornay Kay Liay Bus Yehi Baat Kafi Hai Faraz…

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The Number You Have Dialed is busy on Another Call

Missing You

Zindagi Main Apnay Chahnay Walo Ko Apni Kaami Mahsuus Karwao

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Magar

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Yeh Doori Itni Lambi Na HO Jay Kay

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Un Ko Tumharay Bagair Jeena A Jay.

 

 

Kuch Is Tarhan

Kuch iss tarhan say Nazar Andaz Ho Gaye Ay DOST

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Jaisay Izaafi Haroof thay Hum Teri Zindagi Ki Kitab Main

Zara Pahlay...

Bharosa Toot Janay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

Mujhay Tum Aazmane Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina

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Kisi Heelay Bahanay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

Kay Mujh Ko Tum Bhulaanay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

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Muhabbat Ki Rait Main Muhabbat say Likhin Thi Jo

Wo Tahreerain Mitanay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

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Meray Dilbar

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Keh is dil Per Main Rakh Loon Zabt Ka Pathar

Suno Daman Churaanay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

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Kissi Bhi Morr Per Hamdam Bura Pao Agar Mujhay Ko

Zamanay Kay Batanay Say Zara Pahlay Bata Daina…

Final Match

Pathan:  Doctor Sab Mujhe Raat Ko Kuttay Football Khailtay Huay Nazar Aatay Hain.

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Doctor: Acha………..Yeh Lo Dawai Aaj Raat say Khana Shuru Kar do.

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Pathan: Doctor Saab Kal Say Na Shuru Kar Doon.

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.Doctor: Woh.. Kion?

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Pathan: Doctor Saab Aaj Final Hay

Sangdil Hay Ya...

Bichr Jana Us Kay Liaay Ma’aani Nahi Rakhta

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Jafaon Ka Hisaab Who Zuba’ani Nahi Rakhta

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Rota Nahi Ya Ussay Rona Nahi Aata.

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Sangdil Hay Ya Ankhon Main Paani Nahi Rakhta

Hansna Mana Hay 5 Jago Per

5 Jaga Hansna 25 Baar Zina Karnay Kay Brabar Hay…

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1.        Qabrustaan Main.

2.       Janaze Kay Peechay

3.       Ulmaa Ki Majlis Main

4.       Tilawate-e-Quraan Pak Main

5.       Masjid Main

Destination

Remember That…

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Happiness is a way of Travel

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Not A Destination.

 

Free Gift

A Sardar Enter a Shop & Shout………Where is my Free Gift?

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Shopkeer: But Sir… There Is No Gift With This OIL.

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 Sardar Gee: Oyee…. Here It is says………… Cholestrol FREE..

Beemari

Pathan: Dr. Mujhay Beemari Hay…

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Khana Khane Kay Baad Bhook Nahi Lagti…

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Sonay Kay Baad Neend Nahi Aati…

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Kaam Karta Hoon To Thak Jata Hoon…………..

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Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop Main Baitho Theek Ho Jao Gay

Application for Someone Missing

To,

                The Dost,

                I Miss You,

Subject: Kaha Ho?

                Yar,

                  I am the citizen of you Heart, I beg to say that I am really want your remembarance. So Kindly Grant me at least a Sweet Smile.

                 I shal be very thankful to you.

 

                Your Sweet n Caring Friend

Bacho Main Waqfa

Pathan: Meray Bachay Hongay To Main 1 Ko Karachi Chor Aon Ga Aur 1 Ko Lahore.

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Admi: Woh  Kion…?

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Pathan: Kal TV per bata rahay thay Bachon Main Waqfa Zaroori Hay

Bohat Masroof Rakhti Hain

“Nahi Fursat Yaqeen Jano, Humain Kuch Aur Karnay Kay

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.Teri Yadain, Teri Batain Bara Masroof Rakhti Hain…..”

 

Irshad-e-Nabvi

Nabi-e-Karim (P.B.U.H) ne farmaya:

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“Jo Apne Walldain Kay Liay Dua Karna Chor De

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Us Kay Liay Rizq Tang Kardia Jata Hay”

 

Allah Kon Hay.......?

Allah Kon Hay

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A= Ahad

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L= La Shareek

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L= Lam Yalid Walam Yulad

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A= Awwal-o-Akhir

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H= Haqeeqi Mahboob

 

Koi Sui Managay

Koi Sui Mangay….

Hum Teer Dain Gay……..

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Koi Lassi Mangay …

Hum Kheer Dain Day….

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Koi Molvi Mangay….

Hum Peer Dain Gay…..

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Koi Cheeni Mangay………

Hum Cheer Dain Gay

 

Ishq-O-Mohabbat

Yeh Ishq-o-Mohabbat Mehr-o-Wafa Sab Rasmi Batain Hain

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Her Shakhs Anaa Ki  Masti Main Bus Apni Khatir Jeeta Hay

Janaza

Thori Hi Dair Kay Liay Charpai Per Laitay Thay FARAZ
Kissi Annu kay Puttar Nay Janaza Parha Diya

Sookhay Hont

Sokhay Honto Pay Hi Hoti Hain Meethi Batain

Pyas Jab Bujh Jay To Lahjey Badal Jatay Hain

Jazz Menu

Jazz Menu Main Khush Amdeed..
Rishtey Kay Liay 1 Dbain
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Mangni Kay Liay 2 Dbain
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Shadi Kay Liay 3 Dbain
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Apni Pasan Ki Shadi Kay Liay
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Apni Ammi Kay Paon Dabain

Jazz Menu

Jazz Menu Main Khush Amdeed..
Rishtey Kay Liay 1 Dbain
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Mangni Kay Liay 2 Dbain
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Shadi Kay Liay 3 Dbain
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Apni Pasan Ki Shadi Kay Liay
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Apni Ammi Kay Paon Dabain

Its Not Your Mistake

It's Not Your Mistake

If You Can Not Read The Eyes

Which Cheats You.............

But.........

Its Really Your Mistake

If You Can Not Read The Eyes
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Which Cares You.............

Wasi Shah

Her Aib Hay Mujh Main Magar Aaj bhi Mujh Ko WASI
Apno Ko Bhulanay Ka Andaaz Nahi Aata

Girls Ask to Boy:

Girls Ask to Boy:

Tum Larkay Kissi Larki Main Sab Say Pahlay Kia Dekhtay Ho.

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Boy:

Yeh To Depend Karta Hay Kay Larki Aa Rahi Hay Kay Ja Rahi Hay

Muhabat ki Saza

Main Nay Us Say Kaha Mujhay Muhabbat ki Saza Do FARAZ

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Uss nay Ja Kay Sab Kuch Meray Abba Ko Bata Dia

Boys

"Boys"

Are The Most Busy Generation in The World

1 Hand on Stearing

1 Hand on Gear

1 Leg on Clutch

1 Leg on Accelator

1 Eye on Road

1 Eyes on Girls

Nose on Breathe

Mouth On Cigerate

1 Ear on Music

1 Ear on Mobile

All Tensions in 1 Time

Phir bhi Log Larko Ko Farig Kahtay Hain

Thats Not Fear ......

Suna Hoga Yeh Tum Nay Bhi

Suna Hoga Yeh Tum Nay Bhi

Muhabbat Paak Hay Aisi

Kay Jaisay Seep Main Moti

Faqat Tum Say Yeh Kahna Hay

Agar Tum Ko Koi Gham Ho

Uddasi Tum Ko Aghaira

Kabhi jo Chand Tarpai

Sataye Tum Ko Tanhai

Sahara Bhi na ho Koi

Mujhay Awaz Day Laina..

Kay Tum Mujh Ko Rag-e-Jan Say

Bohat Nazdeek Pao Gay

Suna Hoga Yeh Tum Nay Bhi

Suna Hoga Yeh Tum Nay Bhi

Muhabbat Paak Hay Aisi

Kay Jaisay Seep Main Moti

BV or Peer Sab

Mother: Beta apnay liay naik larki talash karna, jo Namazi ho, Parhaizgar Ho, Parday Daar ho aur naik Seerat ho

Baita: Maan yeh batao kay us larki say shadi karni hay ya DUM karwana hay

I am the First

Sardar: Main Office Janay Say Pahlay Apni BV ko puppi karta hoon

Dost: Main Teray Janay Kay Baad Teri BV ko puppi karta hoon

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Pahlay to main karta hoon na.

Dont Think Negative

Wo Kon si movie hay

Jo Aap Awaz band kay kay bhi Dekhain to

Maza Aata Hay.

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Think….

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“Mr. Bean”

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U Dirty MIND

Kabhi to Acha Soch Lia Karo….

Bathroom Song's

In Case Of Loose Motion;

“ Ruk Ruk Ruk Aray Baba Ruk”

In Case of Qabz;

“ Na tu Aye Ge Na hi Chain ay Ga”

In Case Of Gas Trouble;

“Hawa Hawa Ay Hawa Khuboo Lauta Day”

After Coming out Of Bathroom:

“ Juda ho kay bhi, tu mujh main kahin baqi Hay”

Radio Vs Akhbar

Teacher: Radio Aur Akhbar Main Kia Farq Hay?
Pathan: Bohat Sochne Kay Baad

Dekho madam..Akhbar main hum rotian la sakte hain Radio main nahi

Great Words

Kisi ko us ki zaat aur purany libas ki waja say haqeer mat jano
Iss Liay kay Tera "RAB"
Aur US ka "RAB"
Aik hi hay

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it, So i bought 3 Movie tickets.

Wife: Why 3?

Husband: For U & Your Parents.

Smile Forever

When I SMS U

I Can't See U

But I Know

When You Read my SMS

A Sweet Smile SMILE

will come on you FACE

Then i Pray to my GOD

to bless UR SMILE forever